chronic
old and in the way
Ah hell, just get a can of Spam, a block of sliced Kraft American "pasteurized processed cheese food," a jar of Miracle Whip and a loaf of Wonder Bread and make yourself an all-american sandwich. Just be warned: you may find yourself running (not just with your feet either) to get on the earliest possible flight back to NZ if you actually eat the vile thing.
Welcome to America... time to get fat.
Welcome to America... time to get fat.