mjp
Founding member
An old time forum regular here and an all around good and stand up guy posted this video on his blog, and I love him, but I have to lose my mind for a moment here...
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Broadway musicals and Broadway plays in general suck so much ass that it's difficult to express in mere words. It's all so god damned precious and false and empty. Those cocksuckers on Letterman pretending to be olde tymey rock and roller singers aren't worthy of washing Jerry Lee Lewis' nut sack. I would rather hear Ute Lemper sing a Johnny Cash song.
It's sick and sad that people will pay real American money to encourage that kind of world class penistry. Dragging classic American music through the mud like that sickens me. If you want to hear it, listen to the records. They still exist, you know. Why would you pay some Broadway douchebag to give you a karaoke version?
I can't wait for the Broadway version of Funhouse, with Tony Danza playing Iggy and Nathan Lane as Ron Asheton. What a hot ticket! I predict Tony awards for all involved!
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Oh, by the way, dude pretending to be Johnny Cash? Your fucking wig line is showing. What kind of nickel and dime production are you running there? Get a good makeup artist. What you are doing is very IMPORTANT. Don't fuck it up now.
Travesty.
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Broadway musicals and Broadway plays in general suck so much ass that it's difficult to express in mere words. It's all so god damned precious and false and empty. Those cocksuckers on Letterman pretending to be olde tymey rock and roller singers aren't worthy of washing Jerry Lee Lewis' nut sack. I would rather hear Ute Lemper sing a Johnny Cash song.
It's sick and sad that people will pay real American money to encourage that kind of world class penistry. Dragging classic American music through the mud like that sickens me. If you want to hear it, listen to the records. They still exist, you know. Why would you pay some Broadway douchebag to give you a karaoke version?
I can't wait for the Broadway version of Funhouse, with Tony Danza playing Iggy and Nathan Lane as Ron Asheton. What a hot ticket! I predict Tony awards for all involved!
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Oh, by the way, dude pretending to be Johnny Cash? Your fucking wig line is showing. What kind of nickel and dime production are you running there? Get a good makeup artist. What you are doing is very IMPORTANT. Don't fuck it up now.
Travesty.