but if this is a picture of you, all is forgiven:
but really, just because you know Bukowski's favourite colour was yellow doesn't mean you can spam us.
unless that really is a picture of you, then you get a pass.
so, to recap: no ads as first posts even if you love Bukowski unless you are a really hot woman. or man, depending on your perspective I guess. and no pissing in the pool unless you're really drunk and you hate the person that owns the pool and they had it coming. Miles, do you own a pool?
ok. everyone clear on the rules? everyone on board? yes?
good. now everyone into the pool.