Happy Birthday MJP! (1 Viewer)


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Carol informs me that I am indeed 52, and not 53.

I told you I couldn't do math.

Whatever the number is, I'm pretty sure it began as a mistake.



For a minute there, I thought we caught you in a lie regarding your true age. We were willing to overlook it because ALL the beautiful actresses in L.A. lie about their age and you're no exception. But seriously, it's time to get out of the porn industry and into mainstream movies. You're 52, for God's sake.


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I'm very late (again) on this, but Happy Birthday, mjp! I see in a post above that I was late last year, too. You sure have a lot of birthdays. What, like one every year? Slow it down, man, or you'll pass me on the age scale.

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