Iron Maiden, plague or blessing? (1 Viewer)
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but how can you not love this just for it's oddness!
and...
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mjp
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That's because as an American, I have the ability to manipulate any French person. We can all do it, but by nature we are a kind people, so you will rarely witness us using our powers over the French.
i must say, that's pretty funny...
I see in Bruce Dickinsons future many many Musicals on the West End in London.... you know all the Rock Stars go on to be BIG Musical Theatre Stars.
It's their Destiny....:D
And oddly it's very true. Glad you like this one unlike the other.
People from Tennesee are the nicest I've met, been to Memphis twice.
Ambreen
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Not at all, man !
I miss him but don't want to accept this truth. I was just cheating with myself when I accused you of making me defend him. I actually did it deliberately ; I'm asserting that in one of my rare moments of lucidity.
No American did manipulate me but I did use an American as an alibi to conceal my weakness.
Not at all, man !
Guys who saw them told me that the spectators could be mainly divided into two categories :
-Young metal fans.
-Older men in their forties and fifties following them since the beginning who now have less hair, more stomach, and keep sweating.
No place for the pukes you're talking about.
An incredibly daring and subversive band, indeed.
And do you know what Bruce do when he gets angry ? As Bill's video magnificently shows it, he enters in a bar, seizes a tv and violently throws it on the floor. Hulk can go back where he came from. Angry Bruce makes me shudder with terror.
Nice long hair, what else ?
so are you available for dates?:D
Ambreen
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Oh I didn't want to hurt anyboby ! I just reproduced their words, which were caricatural ones ; these idiots aimed at disgusting me. I have no prejudices against and no problems with middle-aged men, on the contrary ;)
Strangegirl, we're not on Meetic
Strangegirl, we're not on Meetic
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Sorry, but no.
Guys like me get snatched up quick...
mjp
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Please baby, don't get all snitty like that. It doesn't suit you.
You seem frightened, but you don't have to be. None of these commoners have to know what we do behind closed doors. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be ridden like a pony. I find it charming. And you know I've never turned you down when you've asked for the crop...
I'd pay a hundred bucks to see Maiden...200 hundred if Gore Beyond Necropsy opened up for them.
I'm middle aged and well past most nonsensical concerns. But metal, along with so much other music I like, remains important to me.
I wont be fat and hairless, but if you see me at the show, I'll likely be reveling correctly, amongst the delighted horde...a proper dumbass having a ball. All those there annoyed by this will just have to endure. They will have no choice.
I'm middle aged and well past most nonsensical concerns. But metal, along with so much other music I like, remains important to me.
I wont be fat and hairless, but if you see me at the show, I'll likely be reveling correctly, amongst the delighted horde...a proper dumbass having a ball. All those there annoyed by this will just have to endure. They will have no choice.
Strangegirl, we're not on Meetic
Hmm not familiar with this???:confused:
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mjp
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Is that how the kids say "teenage girls puking up peppermint schnapps and apricot brandy" these days?
Ambreen
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I was sure that thing was an American invention. You made me doubt, I've just checked and have discovered it's 100% French !
It's a meeting website. You know, something as daring and subversive as Maiden's lyrics about the Beast.
Excuse-me sir, but who are you ? I don't know you from Adam.
As for you, you seem to know Iron Maiden quite well. And to love them :
But not in the same way than those who know and love them for their music. Well, that's your private life, it is none of my business, don't worry, I won't annoy you anymore, you can quietly carry on what you were doing with them.
I'd pay the double to see MetallicA once in my life. They were in Paris yesterday and Wednesday, whereas I was spending sleepless nights for my two last exams. Life's so unfair.
http://www.canalplus.fr/c-humour/pid2397-c-le-petit-journal.html
Look Gerard, these are the same kind of people who listen to Iron Maiden (if you're careful, you will see that some of them are actually wearing Iron Maiden t-shirts). Do you really see any knight of the Round Table among these headbangers ?
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mjp
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You can deny our forbidden love, but you can never erase my memories.
Or the videotapes.
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Gerard K H Love
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But on their off time many of them like to pretend they are knights and princesses.
Yeah, that c anal web site was funny.
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Three funny things:
1) American TV is prudish. Not that I want to see flabby man-ass, but it is funny. They cannot show that here. Also no middle fingers...
2) What the fuck is with the devil horn hand signal? I remember seeing that in the 80's, but you would think that something like this would eventually go out of style. I mean, people don't really say "groovy" much anymore, but they still use a strange "Heavy Metal" hand signal from 30 years ago?
3) There was no mention is the genius of Jerry Lewis....
Bill
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Ambreen
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You're true, I can't. But Alzheimer can. You will soon forget about what was nothing else than a big mistake.
I know, that's why I'm happy to be here, where I can see flabby asses with MetallicA letters written on them instead of an insane Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch.
Yes, this rallying sign is a survivor, you can still see it during every metal or rock concerts.
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mjp
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I certainly hope you aren't filling little Amjpreen's head with that kind of malicious nonsense! She deserves to know her daddy as the kind and loving man he is.Ambreen;72931 said:
Have you really forgotten our weekend in Prague? I don't know how you could. I'm sure that you still have my portrait tattooed across your left buttock. I love the way that I cover not only the cheek but also your lower back. It is a work of art. For a homeless heroin addict, Jakub gave good ink. But then again, he did have the advantage of a beautiful subject. Me. Do you really avoid ass mirrors just so you will not miss me?!
When I invited you to California, you said you couldn' come because the French are prone to skin cancer and only survive for a few years in a friendly and pleasant atmosphere. I believed you, but now I am having my doubts.
I haven't been online for a while because I was very busy... first I didn't want to type any reply to the kindergarten dissing in this thread, but I take an offense in being called a moron. Are you serious about that, mjp?
You don't have to like me and in the end, you don't have to agree on anything with me, but you're going too far.
The only thing you would ask me is how to be a moron?
That is absolutely arrogant.
You don't have to like me and in the end, you don't have to agree on anything with me, but you're going too far.
The only thing you would ask me is how to be a moron?
That is absolutely arrogant.
mjp
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I did not call you moron. Yes, I said that the only advice I'd ask from you was how to be a moron, but that's not technically the same thing, is it?
For someone who was so free-swinging, you've certainly come back very serious and pompous. What happened while you were away? Girlfriend break up with you or something?
For someone who was so free-swinging, you've certainly come back very serious and pompous. What happened while you were away? Girlfriend break up with you or something?
Gerard K H Love
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Just relax and get on with life. You were having a ton of fun not long ago. Get back to having fun.
It would not be fun if you want to call out anyone for speaking their mind, especially not the man with his finger on the red button. No one can go toe to toe with him. I tried it and it was ugly. Not with him and not in his yard, on his turf, with his ink on this forum. It can't be done.
Step away from the key board. Easy now. Just start reading all of the posts and it will all make sense.
It would not be fun if you want to call out anyone for speaking their mind, especially not the man with his finger on the red button. No one can go toe to toe with him. I tried it and it was ugly. Not with him and not in his yard, on his turf, with his ink on this forum. It can't be done.
Step away from the key board. Easy now. Just start reading all of the posts and it will all make sense.
Who's the guy that looks like Lemmy? Can we change this into a Lemmy Kilmister thread? Much more interesting (unless mjp and post toxic go toe to toe)
Don't feel bad, MJP said I was so dumb I didn't even qualify for moron that I was moroff. I was gonna say something but I backed off due to our professional relationship with the puppets and all.
But back to question at hand-I don't believe Van Morrison was ever in Iron Maiden though they did a great metal version of Moondance.
But back to question at hand-I don't believe Van Morrison was ever in Iron Maiden though they did a great metal version of Moondance.
No need to worry, I am taking things easy and let god be my gardener. mjp takes a piss on the new plants from time to time and I couldn't find my umbrella.
You know, I've moved to Saarbrücken and forgot it.
I was just speaking my mind like everybody else here is free to do so, yes, like every dumbass moron can play online Samara. What the fuck is this all about?
Shit, I forgot. Maybe another coffee will bring back memory. Maybe not.
The worms eat into my brain and I'm having fun.
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Ambreen
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Let him ride you like a pony and have a child with him. He then will have better feelings for you. That's what I have done and it worked. When you experiment such things with him, you realize that he's not as bad-tempered and tyrannical as everyone first thinks.
Or maybe we can discuss about Eddie's undeniable sex appeal.
Or into an Aerosmith one (cf Gerard's "I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack ! I'm back in the saddle agaaaain !").
Or maybe we can discuss about Eddie's undeniable sex appeal.
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No one rides me like a pony. You either ride me like a stark raving mad horny devil or get the fuck out of my a... bed.
I already have a baby and I can tell you, the pregnancy was a hard time for me.
Don't want to repeat that.
The guy who looks like Lemmy has a Venom patch on top and a Celtic Frost one, too,if I see right.
The first wave of black metal would have been unthinkable without Motärhead, like many other sounds of the past and today.
Motärhead are kings.
Eddie's sex appeal?
I'm the necrofucking freak and had him maaaany times. He should get off stage and earn his bucks in the porn biz, I never had a corpse like him. He can do it for ages. Like Martha Splatterhead, she's the hardest fucking undead punk slut of all times.
I already have a baby and I can tell you, the pregnancy was a hard time for me.
Don't want to repeat that.
The guy who looks like Lemmy has a Venom patch on top and a Celtic Frost one, too,if I see right.
The first wave of black metal would have been unthinkable without Motärhead, like many other sounds of the past and today.
Motärhead are kings.
Eddie's sex appeal?
I'm the necrofucking freak and had him maaaany times. He should get off stage and earn his bucks in the porn biz, I never had a corpse like him. He can do it for ages. Like Martha Splatterhead, she's the hardest fucking undead punk slut of all times.
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Wow PT, I thought you were a GUY.:confused:
Gerard K H Love
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