MR. SPANISH is fine, don't worry. I was actually born in Tenerife (Canary Islands), off the African Coast, so you call Mr. ISLANDER... or MR. AFRICAN, for that matter. But now I live in a Spanish region -Catalunya- where there is VERY strong national sentiment and many people would be more than happy to make it become an independent country... so you can call MR. CATALONIAN as well. Come to think of it, I live 30 minutes away from the French border, so I guess you can call me... oh, well, forget it (pronounced with that Bukowskian drawl you sure know so well).