I just remembered this:
from Bad Night in Septuagenarian StewWoody always had trouble with his women. But all his women were beautiful and intelligent and they always had time for long walks in the park and things like that. And Woody always had a nice paying job and when there was trouble with one beautiful and intelligent woman he just went to the phone and phoned up another beautiful and intelligent woman.
Millions of men wished they had Woody Allen’s troubles with women.