Wondering when you were going to apologize for that.:)
Probably doesn't warrant its own thread so will post it here. My taste in film varies wildly (true of music and books, too) and here is a list of favorite trash/grindhouse/cult/drive-in/exploitation films:
1.
Pick-Up (1975) Surrealistic hippie yarn.
2.
Visitor Q - Man gets hit over the head with a rock by a complete stranger and what ensues is some of the most warped shit ever put on film. Directed by the incomparable Takashi Miike (
Gozu and
Audition also faves).
3.
El Topo - Jodorowsky cult classic.
4.
Troll 2 - Unintentionally the funniest film ever made.
5.
Rabid Dogs (1974) Nasty little crime film directed by Mario Bava
6.
I Drink Your Blood - Satanic hippie cult gets rabies and has a love-in with the town folk. Excellent drive-in horror trash.
7.
Tarkan Versus The Vikings - Turkish insanity and sheer fun to watch this thrilling mess.
8.
The House with Laughing Windows - excellent Italian giallo.
9.
The Untold Story (1993) Vile and demented filth from Hong Kong. I watched this with a friend and his girlfriend and not long in to the film the girlfriend jumped up out of her seat, screamed at us and stormed out of the room. The friend and I looked at each other, hoisted our beers, and went back to watching the rest of the film. What assholes.
10.
Don't Go In The Woods Alone - Fuck waterboarding, Al-Qaeda suspects should be shown this film. The soundtrack sounds like a 5-year-old was let loose on a music toy set. Sheer brilliance.
Not that you will (and probably shouldn't), but if you so choose to watch one of these fine examples of cinema I refuse to bear any responsibility for the experience.