I'll just quote Dan Savage on this:
"HEY, EVERYBODY: You know how Mormons "baptize" dead people who weren't Mormons"”including Holocaust victims"”because Mormons believe they have a right to choose Mormonism for the deceased? And you know how the Mormon Church says that being gay is a choice? The same church that doesn't think you should have a choice about being posthumously baptized? Well, now you can choose homosexuality for dead Mormons! Just go to www.AllDeadMormonsAreNowGay.com, enter the name of a deceased Mormon or ask the site to find a dead Mormon for you, and"”presto!"”that dead Mormon gets to have a gay afterlife!"
I just converted Matthew Bryant. Hope you don't need to be part of the gay church to do that.
"HEY, EVERYBODY: You know how Mormons "baptize" dead people who weren't Mormons"”including Holocaust victims"”because Mormons believe they have a right to choose Mormonism for the deceased? And you know how the Mormon Church says that being gay is a choice? The same church that doesn't think you should have a choice about being posthumously baptized? Well, now you can choose homosexuality for dead Mormons! Just go to www.AllDeadMormonsAreNowGay.com, enter the name of a deceased Mormon or ask the site to find a dead Mormon for you, and"”presto!"”that dead Mormon gets to have a gay afterlife!"
I just converted Matthew Bryant. Hope you don't need to be part of the gay church to do that.
Last edited by a moderator: