Gerard K H Love
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I want to see the movie about Bukowski. net.
buknet comes to a theatre near you!!! (split from Vroman's thread) (1 Viewer)
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casting would be a bitch.
The Count from Sesame Street.
Gerard K H Love
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This is getting way out of hand.
I thought we were going to see some pictures from Vroman's on Saturday night.
Anyway, Ray Liotta.
I thought we were going to see some pictures from Vroman's on Saturday night.
Anyway, Ray Liotta.
I would like Jesus to play me. If he's not busy.
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Artie Lange, but he'd have to put on a few pounds, shave his head and walk around in sweatpants...
The keyboard player from Enuff Z'Nuff.
well, I decided to run a celebrity face recognition program to see who should play me (besides The Count, he's very busy...), and it came up with.....
Hugh fucking Grant.
there were also a bunch of ladies they thought I looked like. among them?
Penelope Cruz. nice.
I'm leaving for a while. I'd rather no one disturbed me, thank you.
Hugh fucking Grant.
there were also a bunch of ladies they thought I looked like. among them?
Penelope Cruz. nice.
I'm leaving for a while. I'd rather no one disturbed me, thank you.
chronic
old and in the way
I uploaded a photo of Alfred E. Neuman and it didn't return with a photo of George W. Bush.
Conclusion: It doesn't work very well.
Though it does get points for returning a picture of William H. Macy.
well, you charming bastard!
but I'm sure you're doing all this pretty talk just to have George Clooney play you in the movie.
but I'm sure you're doing all this pretty talk just to have George Clooney play you in the movie.
Black Swan
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I'd be played by Oliver Stone, Judy Dench
and third time, Benny Hill.
and third time, Benny Hill.
perfect, roni!
mjp
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While he and I do share an undeniable rugged, captivating beauty, I don't have a beard anymore, so it would not be an accurate portrayal.George Clooney won't do mjp. We all know, who'd play mjp
The Hollywood casting agents will fuck it all up anyway, so we're just wasting our time. I know how they think. I'll obviously be played by Brad Pitt while the rest of your supporting roles are filled in by Paul Giamatti types.
Don't blame me. This face has been a burden, what with all the jealousy and envy it inspires. Walk a mile in my shoes - not that any of you could - and you'll see. The beautiful don't have it all. The world just expects more from us.
I'll stop now, because even the little bit I have shared here is probably already making most of you very angry. I understand. Really.
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Maybe one day when she is not 17 :)
And I understand that Artie Lange has said that he will not play me... I have offers from Eric Stoltz though:
mjp
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Bill just posted it. The beard covered a lot of chin, I know.
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and a lot of forehead, apparently....
Lolita Twist
Rose-hustler
I call Jennifer Tilly.
Before the implants.
Way before the implants. :(
Before the implants.
Way before the implants. :(
number6horse
okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
OK - I don't know what in the hell I did wrong but all of my matches were women.
And I have no idea who 2 of 3 are :
Sharon Stone
Kim Smith(?)
Christy Turlington(?)
You know the software is broken when it can't recognize George Clooney's twin...
And I have no idea who 2 of 3 are :
Sharon Stone
Kim Smith(?)
Christy Turlington(?)
You know the software is broken when it can't recognize George Clooney's twin...
are you sure you're not a chick? have you checked lately?
if you discover you are in fact a lady, and you look like those 3 women, I'll be there in 20 minutes. 15, even.
Gerard K H Love
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Implants or not, Jennifer Tilly is sexy. She seems like she would be very accommodating and agreeable. At least that's what I get from the roles she plays. Most men love agreeable women and gullible is a good trait too. (enough for my fantasies)
number6horse
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Yeah, Jennifer Tilly is no ditz. She has won a couple of high-profile poker tournaments over the years.
And hooch I just checked. That whole area had a THIS PROPERTY CONDEMNED banner wrapped around it, with yellow and black nuclear fallout symbols and shit. I guess that explains why I haven't been laid since nineteen-eighty-never.
I'll try again later with a different photo, a less womanly one.
And hooch I just checked. That whole area had a THIS PROPERTY CONDEMNED banner wrapped around it, with yellow and black nuclear fallout symbols and shit. I guess that explains why I haven't been laid since nineteen-eighty-never.
I'll try again later with a different photo, a less womanly one.
Gerard K H Love
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He will play me.
His eyes look a little too old and stoned. Who is that?
zoom man
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Ok, did the same,
and?, well, my valleying and peaking continue->
Anyone have Brad Pitt's # :) !
and got some kid from Buffy the Vampire thing, then
2 asian-diva chicks :(
the rollercoaster goes on
(yeah, the 5th was a chick too, Andie Macdowell....but I like her)
His name is Johnny van Doorn alias Johnny The SelfKicker.
Dutch poet and a free spirit. He died at the age of 46, my current age.
Black Swan dropped pictures of me in the machine and
Dylan Thomas popped up all the time.
To me that's a compliment for sure.
Black Swan
Abord the Yorikke!
yep, more like this!
