1. Breaking Bad
Everything else is just OK...
I relented and started watching this on Netflix a couple of weeks ago. Having been off cigarettes for a month I'm now considering taking up crystal in honor of how good this show is. It'll be lost on anyone who isn't British, but The Thick of It is a very, very good satire of British politics. These quotes from Malcolm Tucker (the anti-hero in the show) should give you a good idea (apparently there's a bloke in Canada who comes up with the insults...):
"Does that not fit within your purview, Marie Antoinette? Why don't you just scuttle off back to fucking Cranford and play around with your tea and your cakes and your fucking horse cocks. Let them eat cock!"
"If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt."
"No, it's not good, I'm sorry, it's everywhere, spreading faster than a rent-boy's cheeks. We're gonna need a plan B here."
"You and me, Ollie, hey? I just realised that we're on the same boat, yeah? I mean, obvioulsy, I'm up on the bridge with the binoculars and the Richard Gere gear on, you're down in the engine room trying not to get bum-raped by a bunch of big lads with shovels, but, essentially, it's the same boat!"
"Moaning about minister on the phone: "He's about as much use as a marzipan dildo."
"You're so back-bench, you've actually fucking fallen off. You're out by the fucking bins where I put you."
"All these hands all over the place! You were like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra."
"How much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it?"
"Please could you take this note, ram it up his hairy inbox and pin it to his fucking prostate."
And this, this little conversation is just, well...
OLIVER REEDER
I understand that it's [puts up one hand] this party and [puts up the other hand] this party and we're [indicates hands] this party and they're this party, and therefore how can I influence that?
MALCOLM TUCKER
You take [puts up his hands the way Ollie did] this and this and you put it onto your bird's breasts, and you rub them and squeeze them very very gently, you get her into the sack, you bang her fucking brains out, you make sure that she comes and you just give her the policy!
OLIVER REEDER
But I... I chucked her. In a kind of 'it's not you' it's me' sort of... but it IS you, you hideous, vacuous, slow bitch from hell!
MALCOLM TUCKER
I'm really not interested at all in your little tiff. Get round her, take your Barry White album and your lube and your fucking policy folder!
OLIVER REEDER
Malcolm, this is really crossing the line!
MALCOLM TUCKER
Don't start with the moral objections, you fucking Blue Peter badge wearing ponce! Go and make a contribution to the fucking Amnesty International! Go and buy a goat a whole village can fuck, but you are doing this for me!
OLIVER REEDER
Malcolm! You're bullying me, and I dunno why you're bullying me...
MALCOLM TUCKER
How dare you! How dare you! Don't you ever, EVER, call me a bully! I'm so much worse than that.