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I have to say, I've always been curious about dreams. I don't remember them like I used to--and I miss that.
I once had a dream where I had a job as a parking lot barker (which I don't think is real) and my job was to get people to park in the spaces my boss owned. It was a typical strip mall kind of location, and each shop had a few alloted spaces. The rule, as best as I could tell, was people could park in the spot as long as they patronized the store who owned it...which meant that each shop had a barker like me. I had to run around, and convince people to park in my spaces instead of someone else's. And there were lot barker alliances, and shady under-the-table deals...and being the new guy, I wasn't part of any of them, so my job was even harder. The rest of the barkers were all working against me, and my boss was furious...they all "traded spots" and shared business and tips and so forth...so I could never get anyone to park in my spots. Or, if I did, they stayed parked for hours, and I couldn't turn them over fast enough. I woke up and was exhausted...and had to go to work. That dream sucked.
So let's hear it--tell us about a dream you had and what made it memorable.
I once had a dream where I had a job as a parking lot barker (which I don't think is real) and my job was to get people to park in the spaces my boss owned. It was a typical strip mall kind of location, and each shop had a few alloted spaces. The rule, as best as I could tell, was people could park in the spot as long as they patronized the store who owned it...which meant that each shop had a barker like me. I had to run around, and convince people to park in my spaces instead of someone else's. And there were lot barker alliances, and shady under-the-table deals...and being the new guy, I wasn't part of any of them, so my job was even harder. The rest of the barkers were all working against me, and my boss was furious...they all "traded spots" and shared business and tips and so forth...so I could never get anyone to park in my spots. Or, if I did, they stayed parked for hours, and I couldn't turn them over fast enough. I woke up and was exhausted...and had to go to work. That dream sucked.
So let's hear it--tell us about a dream you had and what made it memorable.