Anything I can get my hands on.
how much do you drink?
I was a binge drinker.
It was inconsistant.
does it help you?
Sometimes it did.
does it hurt you?
In the long run.
do you drink to dull the pain or to spark the creative light within you?
Dulling the pain was creative.
do you drink to forget her name or your own?
My own. Well. Both.
do you drink alone or in public?
Both. Mostly it was alone.
do you have a drinking problem?
I'm in recovery.
are you a problem who needs to drink?
is drinking a problem?
It can be.
do you hate alcohol?
Apparently it was an unrequited love.
are you drunk right now?
are you in AA?
Can't get around/don't have the time, or I will.
are you a MADD spy?
Fuck no. I hate that shit.
do you read THE MODERN DRUNKARD?
What the hell's that?
do you think Hank was only good because he drank?
No. But it had a great deal to do with his life. His life would've been different had he not drank.
do you think Hank only drank because he was good?
"Every genius is a drunkard!"
But not all drunkards are geniuses.
can you not afford liquor and need to take up a collection?
I have. I've done shameful things for drinks.
will you drink with me?
79 days ago, sure.
do you hate me already because of this thread?
I really can't be arsed having an opinion.
why is there a moth in my apartment?
Because you're a skid row bum :p.
do you smoke when you drink?
I smoke all the time.
are you still reading this?