Shits and Giggles (5 Viewers)

[Hosh]

"Jump the Shark" is soooo 2000. I have recently learned from Hosho that this is now called "getting hit in the face with a goose"

Do a google search under "Fabio face goose"....

...and in case you were wondering... this is the kind if thing that we were talking about while spending 18 hours a day binding books.... Hilarity.

Yes! Exactly! Good times!

Other variations:
"So I caught my lady cheating on me...it was a real goose to the face, you know?"
"...and GAME! Take that Dallas Cowboys! Face, meet goose! Boom! That just happened!"
"Psssh...that plot twist smacks of goose-facedom!"

 

[Skygazer]

 

[mjp]

Bonnaroooooo!

 

[d gray]

ladies and gentlemen, the mayor of our fine city! toronto's talkin' proud!

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oh, then there's this -

 

[skiroomalum]

Rob Ford appears to have eaten Chris Christie.

 

[d gray]

for anyone interested - this article tells pretty well the whole tragi-comic history of our fearless leader

don't blame me, i didn't vote for him.

http://www.salon.com/2013/11/07/but...nd_rape_threats_rob_fords_non_crack_scandals/

 

[Skygazer]

Good article, liked the remark that when he was overheard saying " Do you want some blow?" what he he was actually referring to, was cologne!:) tee hee.

 

[Bruno Dante]

Good article, liked the remark that when he was overheard saying " Do you want some blow?" what he he was actually referring to, was cologne!:) tee hee.

"Inebriated and sweaty but in a jovial way" is my personal favourite.

 

[Skygazer]

 

[Skygazer]

JFK' s assasination 50yrs today; haven't seen this before it's just 6mins but interesting, sorry if it's been here before:

 

[Skygazer]

Dr Who 50 yrs old - The Daleks haunting childhood nightmares, still scare the beejezus out of me.

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[Bruno Dante]

JFK' s assasination 50yrs today; haven't seen this before it's just 6mins but interesting, sorry if it's been here before:

I have seen that before as it happens. I think he did the interview a year or two ago. Some conspiracy theorists have him as the man who signalled to Oswald/whoever and the guy(s) on the Grassy Knoll to shoot. Or, my own personal favourite, he fired a poison dart that immobilised JFK in order to make it easier for the head shot. No, really.
The guy came forward when there was an appeal to find him from the 70's committee set up to investigate the high profile assassinations of the Kennedys and MLK.

 

[Skygazer]

Shouldn't laugh really... ohhh, what the hell - it's my work Christmas night out tonight, just getting in the mood.
Wait; not about falling up and down the place... about laughing. :) Plus no one was hurt.

 

[Skygazer]

for the Yuletide:


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[Johannes]

The reporter seems to get aroused in the course of this interview. I guess it's his nipple piercing.

 

[d gray]

 

[Black Swan]

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[mjp]

A dose of humor complete with a swift kick to the nuts from the always entertaining Sarah Silverman. And Jesus!

 

[mjp]

Drag your mouse around on this.

 

[mjp]

 

[d gray]

beer commercial featuring celebrities who all died tragic, horrible deaths.

didn't make me thirsty...

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[Ponder]

 

[mjp]

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[Skygazer]

Looking at some old Scotch and Wry videos. This is a spoof of a show called "Late Call" a 5min religious slot that came on late at night, it was a different minister each week (in those olden days the t.v. stopped at 12mn).It ran for years, so funny even today:

 

[d gray]

no giggles but i almost shit myself watching this.

 

[Bruno Dante]

I reckon that's a fake. If it's not though...sweet Jesus!

 

[mjp]

 

[Pogue Mahone]

"What's the hardest thing about playing soccer?"

Telling your parents you're gay...

 

[Bruno Dante]

Always thought that was skateboarding (c) The Sopranos.

 

[Johannes]

You probably know this one but being a dirty foreigner it was news to me. Man, I almost pissed myself when I read the customer reviews --> http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B007I4HI1K/

Now I want one too.

 

[d gray]

just read an article on him in harpers and youtube'd him. this is the first thing i watched. pretty funny shit...

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[hoochmonkey9]

I've seen a few of his things, he's pretty funny.

 

[Bruno Dante]

Yeah, I like Doug Stanhope a lot. This always makes me laugh:
“ ‘Jesus died for your sins.’ How does one affect the other? I fucking hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage. I don’t get it. And if there is a correlation, why would you do that? Why would you die for someone's sins? Your sins are the only interesting thing about you dreary, bleak motherfuckers. Your sins are what make you fantastic. You should wear your sins on your sleeve.”

 

[mjp]

 

[zobraks]

Let me guess: that plate stands above some (public) sink.

 

[Skygazer]

:D

 

[Pogue Mahone]

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?"

"Pick him up and suck his dick. "

 

[Skygazer]

Getting the giggles, just when you think you are being cool:

 

[Pogue Mahone]

"My girlfriend called me a pedopyle this morning."

"I told her that's a pretty big word for a seven-year-old "

 

[d gray]

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