Shits and Giggles (4 Viewers)

[mjp]

I have left the country to China.

 

[d gray]

love this guy -

 

[Skygazer]

Oh and since Roddy Doyle is on the agenda... :)

 

[PhillyDave]

Have you been reading those Roddy Doyle books again?

 

[Johannes]

 

[mjp]

 

[PhillyDave]

It woulda broken the suspension of disbelief and it woulda been boring as shit.

 

[Johannes]

 

[Johannes]

Best commercial ever :D

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[mjp]

A possible Bukowski love connection?

 

[Johannes]

 

[Andreas]

 

[Skygazer]

The piece John Oliver did before the song, it's pretty good, I only wish he wouldn't shout/talk. So now Scotland's doing a torn between two lovers thing, since we voted to stay in Europe, it's a great big mess:).
But more important news this week, Led Zeppelin have been found not guilty of plagarism over Stairway to Heaven - What a relief!!

 

[Booboo]

Hope

 

[mjp]

https://twitter.com/x/status/755990242176315392

 

[mjp]

So I posted a little...joke, I guess you'd call it, on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/x/status/755880349427728384

And Scientology London replied ("I don't see it."). I thought, "Wow, cool, Scientology London - imagine how many people will see that!"

Then I looked at how many followers Scientology London has: 421. Ha ha.

I guess that's not surprising since they discourage their supplicants from using the Internet. Still.

 

[Hosh]

And only because they created a fake account so the number wouldn't be 420!

 

[skiroomalum]

Seems clear to me.

 

[Johannes]

 

[Johannes]

This dude is nuts. I can't even watch this shit without suffering half a heart attack. Can't he just do drugs like any normal kid?

 

[mjp]

The one where he dies will probably get the most views.

 

[mjp]

Then I looked at how many followers Scientology London has: 421. Ha ha.

Who needs Scientology when Penn Jillette is retweeting me to his two million followers...

...and six of those followers liked the tweet!

Ha ha again.

Which is today's lesson in social media: if you can get your message in front of a million people, you may get one or two responses.

 

[mjp]

 

[Purple Stickpin]

The best one is at 4:17:

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[Johannes]

Some married couple driving around :wb:

 

[mjp]

Trump makes an appeal to "the blacks."

 

[Andreas]

After Trump said that Merkel's gone insane, I somehow began to like him. Here comes a man with a clear view on reality!

 

[PhillyDave]

this is kind of funny, "whimsical" as the piece says. http://laist.com/2016/09/13/vintage_map_shows_america_as_seen_t.php

 

[Johannes]

 

[PhillyDave]

Huh?! No, I don't really know what he means.

 

[PhillyDave]

I don't know where this would go. I guess shits & giggles. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/d...diego-to-open-worlds-first-beer-themed-hotel/

 

[skiroomalum]

Hmmm....Maybe should be in beershits and giggles.

 

[Johannes]

Huh?! No, I don't really know what he means.

Watching him talk fries my brain, but in a sort of good way? It's like a stoned oracle at times.

"The kids love Dirty, knowdahmean? Everytime they see Dirty, they smile. And that's automatically make Dirty smile. Knowdahmean?

 

[PhillyDave]

I work in juvenile probation and shit man sometimes we interview kids, hell parents too, and they talk EXACTLY like that, as if totally baked, 2:30 in the afternoon on a Tuesday while at Family Court. Sheesh!. My job. Don't get me started. Shits and giggles?! And horror stories. That's for another thread for another time.

 

[Johannes]

Respect, that's got to be tough job.

 

[PhillyDave]

although cliche i always tell myself, "Well, it's never boring." and "If i don't laugh, I'll cry."

 

[mjp]

Been there, done that. Yawn.

 

[Johannes]

 

[d gray]

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/hilarious_spoof_covers_for_bad_little_childrens_books

 

[PhillyDave]

Been there, done that. Yawn.

what is up with those sun glasses, dried up man mayo? Anyway, i'll take the upgrade. Leave the shades in the bathroom tho. "oh shit. Whaddup?!"