Shits and Giggles (6 Viewers)

[PhillyDave]

Yeah my friend is insane and a hard partier and got a tattoo of Chinese lettering from a menu. He thought it said "Cheesesteak eggroll" but the literal translation of the two symbols is "beef cake".

 

[zobraks]

Speaking of Chinese, apparently they're never too old for a snooker competition:

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[PhillyDave]

I don't quite know where to put this little story so I'll leave it here. It's my third "shit" shits & giggles post. 3rd time's a charm.

So I'm in Suburban Station having gotten off the subway this morning in the tunnel headed for coffee. I see my usual going-to-workers, school kids and homeless. One blind lady in particular usually stands at the designated spot with her blind friend singing spirituals for change. Not today. She was with her seeing-eye-dog over by the Chinese food & beer joint. Her dog has always been very well behaved especially considering the amount of people & noise traffic they experience every day. Today I witnessed for the first time her dog taking a shit. No big deal. It's what all animals do. Here's the lovely part. She pulled out a little baggie and cleaned it up right away, before I even had a chance to help. I am not alone when I say I've witnessed people who can see choosing to not clean up shit after their dog. Shit happens. It's just great knowing this woman gives enough of a shit to clean up her dog's public shit.

 

[PhillyDave]

 

[skiroomalum]

31-Year-Old Allegedly Fakes Down Syndrome to Get Caregivers to Bathe Him and Change His Diapers

 

[PhillyDave]

Gritty from Philly has gone national! https://www.phillyvoice.com/stephen-colbert-introduces-gritty-to-the-world-stage-on-the-late-show/

 

[PhillyDave]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1164466660358598

 

[zobraks]

A potential great editor?

source

 

[mjp]

 

[Johannes]

Dafuq? :D

 

[Johannes]

 

[PhillyDave]

 

[zobraks]

So, who's THE REAL Mr. Bean?

 

[PhillyDave]

This speaks for itself.

 

[PhillyDave]

 

[mjp]

They call this vertical marketing these days...

 

[Johannes]

 

[zobraks]

Served him right(?)

 

[mjp]

 

[Johannes]

[This video is unavailable.]

 

[d gray]

i'm wondering what exactly "early" means cause i've been living that sign for years...

 

[mjp]

I don't know how you could possibly do all of those things and still "neglect your bowels." Seems like they'd pretty much take care of themselves.

 

[Short Bus]

Where is Early? if that is where you are going to?

 

[PhillyDave]

I don't know how you could possibly do all of those things and still "neglect your bowels." Seems like they'd pretty much take care of themselves.

Haaa!!! I was thinking the same thing. Coffee's a diuretic.

 

[Johannes]

Besides, life without midnight suppers ain't worth living.

 

[Black Swan]

The sandwich is gross but not as much as the nail on that thumb...

 

[mjp]

I don't imagine that guy spends a lot of time on manicures.

 

[d gray]

[This video is unavailable.]

 

[d gray]

The sandwich is gross but not as much as the nail on that thumb...

it's a new series on the food network - "Man vs Botulism"

 

[Black Swan]

I am a curious girl. Gross is fascinating at times :). I'll probably be watching it. :abge:

 

[d gray]

good lord i just watched as much as i could stomach of that vid - that pigman makes me want to
go vegetarian.

f'ing disgusting. the sandwich too is really gross.

 

[the only good poet]

One morning exiting Ealing Broadway station with the throng I stopped and happened to look up at the windows above the shops opposite. Spread across the panes of glass were lettering announcing the nature of the companies which inhabited the various rooms. The first window which my eyes fixed upon read:

ASS
SOL

It was a sign! Just a sign.

 

[Black Swan]

It came back, and I can’t get away!

 

[mjp]

?

 

[d gray]

i couldn't figure that one out either. :D

 

[PhillyDave]

 

[Johannes]

 

[PhillyDave]

That was awesome

 

[Johannes]

 

[Johannes]