I think yours are real. I was talking about Heart. Back in their early days there was a new rumor about them every few months.
Saturday Night Live, in one of their many unfunny seasons, had a sketch where a guy was to be granted a wish, and he wished to have two lesbians making out on his bed. Well, he got his wish, but they both had flannel shirts, growly voices and mullets - it was pretty damn funny.