ALL you cocksuckers are winners!
F. A. Nettelbeck: unloved and unphased (1 Viewer)
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Thanks, that means a lot. No, really.
For sure.
How was Amsterdam?
It was very nice. I even managed to squeeze in a bit of culture (The Rijksmuseum). I've been there before but it was still worth going. It'll be nice when it's finished ;)
Other than that I just chilled really. One of the people with us had a bit of a bad time on space cake but he calmed down after a while. Quite amusing. I indulged in a bit of finest Nepalese hash and some herbal called L.A. Woman. And some cake, just for the craic. The weather was lovely too.
Other than that I just chilled really. One of the people with us had a bit of a bad time on space cake but he calmed down after a while. Quite amusing. I indulged in a bit of finest Nepalese hash and some herbal called L.A. Woman. And some cake, just for the craic. The weather was lovely too.
mjp
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Excuse me, please maintain this thread's focus on Johnny Footnote. Perhaps you can help rewrite his Wikipedia page. Looks like it's teetering on the brink. He needs our help.
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Looks like they figured out that he wrote the wikipedia article himself.
Search under "F.A. Nettelbeck" in Google and you will see that this very thread is #9 on the list of hits (out of a total of 755 hits). The top 4 are his website and Wikipedia.
Bill
Search under "F.A. Nettelbeck" in Google and you will see that this very thread is #9 on the list of hits (out of a total of 755 hits). The top 4 are his website and Wikipedia.
Bill
well thank you. I finally win something. so where's my fuckin prize?
mjp
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You have to go to a flea market in the backwoods of Oregon to get your prize. It's a copy of BUG SPRAY, his masterpiece.
He's going to want to kiss you on the mouth when he presents it to you though. Just a warning. You'll have to look at his picture again and decide whether you think it's worth it...
He's going to want to kiss you on the mouth when he presents it to you though. Just a warning. You'll have to look at his picture again and decide whether you think it's worth it...
and when he kisses you, this is important, he wants you to keep your eyes open. and don't imagine you're kissing Beyonce. he fucking hates Beyonce.
I can't imagine why, I find Beyonce quite fetching.
I can't imagine why, I find Beyonce quite fetching.
Seriously? I was there in Dec 2004 and it was under renovation.
What Mr. Phillips seems to forget, before he became a failed "Rock Journalist", is that sucking Linda's ass enabled him to become ring-leader of this cult.
It still is believe it or not. I think it was meant to be finished in 2008 but it's now gone waaaaay over budget and they're talking about 2013. I've actually been years ago when the whole thing was open but even at present they've got a relatively small bit open where you can just view the 'masterpieces'. No bad thing in a way as there's far too much to see in one day properly if it was fully open.
You make that (the cult) seem like a bad thing as for the trombone allusion my lips are sealed.
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I wish that I traveled more when I was a young man.
Bill
Bill
I wish I traveled more. I've always wanted to spend a couple months touring Europe, but who has that kind of time or money?
not me, brother.
not me, brother.
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In the early 70's a poet friend of mine traveled to the Middle East and North Africa with only a bag over his shoulder. He spent a long time there. Seems like that would be the way to go.
Of course, most of these places are a bit more dangerous now, but if I was single, it seems that traveling through Europe and staying in hostels would be the way to go.
Bill
Of course, most of these places are a bit more dangerous now, but if I was single, it seems that traveling through Europe and staying in hostels would be the way to go.
Bill
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I think that I'll make tacos tonight.
Yes, Chipotle is some good eatin'.
And speaking of Taco Bell, I highly recommend the Volcano Taco. Try it with jalapenos.
Jalapenos are not usually on the menu, but a little known fact is that some Taco Bells can hook you up if you request them.
And speaking of Taco Bell, I highly recommend the Volcano Taco. Try it with jalapenos.
Jalapenos are not usually on the menu, but a little known fact is that some Taco Bells can hook you up if you request them.
mjp
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I found the Volcano Taco to be wonderful, but at $3 - and the same size as a regular $0.89 taco - overpriced. It seems as if the extra $2 is for a spoonful of spicy sauce and red shell. For the price of two of those you can get the tacos at Chipotle, and three come in the order. You can spice them up to your heart's content.
Then there are the 416,592 taco trucks in Los Angeles, but that's another story.
Then there are the 416,592 taco trucks in Los Angeles, but that's another story.
Woah, where are you buying your Volcano Tacos? $3 is ridiculous. They only cost $1.19 at the TBs on Lincoln Boulevard.
I hate to admit I've never eaten at Taco Bell. but I might try the Volcano thingy.
speaking of burritos, when i was in college in Kalamazoo, they advertised a the biggest burrito you've ever scene. It took three mexicans to hold it for the camera. One night, after a few bottles of boones farm strawberry hill, I decided it was time to see who would win. The burrito or My bowels.
To be continued ....
To be continued ....
did you shit your pants?
please say yes.
please say yes.
mjp
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I'm surprised that the city of Kalamazoo would advertise an oversized burrito, but I guess with budget cuts and whatnot, municipalities have to resort to unusual ways to raise money.
I am also surprised to hear that there are three Mexicans in Michigan to hoist said burrito, but I guess times change.
This was 10 years ago, friend.
shrimp, hard boiled egg, and what else? what is that?
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