the drug called Charlie Sheen (1 Viewer)
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it is like watching the last days of Anna Nicole Smith....
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...and I would feel some sympathy for him if not for his golden life that he was born into & that he still thinks that is was his supreme amazing talent that made him famous, rich with his harem of women. It is like one of the British Princes bragging about how they earned their money (Or Bush, for that matter). Mini Me dates only Playboy Playmates and supermodels. The Rich and famous will always have an easy time getting whatever they want. Being famous (and now a train wreck) is what he is famous for. If Anna Nicole Smith had not married a man 4x her age and then became such a train wreck, no one, except the Playboy fanatics, would even know who she was. She was famous, like Sheen for being such a public mess.
There is no way that he sees himself the way it is clear that everyone else sees him. He is like a cracked out walking corpse and I would bet he does to see himself that way.
There is no way that he sees himself the way it is clear that everyone else sees him. He is like a cracked out walking corpse and I would bet he does to see himself that way.
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We create these people. If we didn't fawn over them and buy the magazines and get our news from TMZ, they wouldn't exist. We create them and then we weep big idiot tears at their tragic funerals. Over and over again.
Like everything else about Hollywood, it's a retread, a rehash, utterly unoriginal and predictable. And that's what we love. The comfort of the predictable, and the ever-underlying lesson that if you get too much in life, tragedy will befall you somehow. That idea is the foundation of religion, Hollywood, and everything else meant to keep you in your place; "Be happy you have nothing. Look at what happens when you have too much!"
The cartoons are damn funny though.
Like everything else about Hollywood, it's a retread, a rehash, utterly unoriginal and predictable. And that's what we love. The comfort of the predictable, and the ever-underlying lesson that if you get too much in life, tragedy will befall you somehow. That idea is the foundation of religion, Hollywood, and everything else meant to keep you in your place; "Be happy you have nothing. Look at what happens when you have too much!"
The cartoons are damn funny though.
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...and when they die, all sins are forgiven and everything that they have ever done was amazing!
Death turned Michael Jackson from a sicko pedophole plastic surgery disaster to a troubled, but sooooo amazingly talented performed who loved all people, including the little kids. It was clearly the best thing that he could have done for his career and legacy.
Before he died, he was laughed at my most people and completely dismissed by the black community (as he had removed himself from them through association and surgery). Now you see adults with Michael Jackson t-shirts on. They have readopted him as theirs.
Death turned Michael Jackson from a sicko pedophole plastic surgery disaster to a troubled, but sooooo amazingly talented performed who loved all people, including the little kids. It was clearly the best thing that he could have done for his career and legacy.
Before he died, he was laughed at my most people and completely dismissed by the black community (as he had removed himself from them through association and surgery). Now you see adults with Michael Jackson t-shirts on. They have readopted him as theirs.
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I don't know. He is not that good an actor to be able to fake crazy that well. Plus, although it will make him infamous, this will not get him any acting roles. If it is a publicity stunt, he should be committed. This will destroy his career. Joaquin Phoenix never had much of a career or talent, and he too, owed all of his fame to a much more talented and famous relative.
Charley Sheen is 46 and looks 60. Unless that is makeup, he will have a hard time reversing that without going down the Mickey Rourke route....
Bill
Charley Sheen is 46 and looks 60. Unless that is makeup, he will have a hard time reversing that without going down the Mickey Rourke route....
Bill
I think the problem is not enough tigerblood or winning in this here forum...
and mjp, my tears are "disabled," not "idiots," thank you very much.
and mjp, my tears are "disabled," not "idiots," thank you very much.
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Yeah, I think that he needs to cut that tiger blood with a little more baking soda...
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I've watched one of the interviews that he has given and felt very uncomfortable doing so. His desperate attempt to negate the presence of his monsters. Certain drugs, overtime, bring delusion. It is obvious that he has totally lost his north. We've all had a glimpse at madness at a certain point in our lives. I am wishing him luck, and that something can get through him before he looses it all. There is a certain perversity in watching the insane and somehow we get reassurance at being able to do so. I agree that he is not such a great actor , as to be able to put on such an act.
quoting mjp,
"Like everything else about Hollywood, it's a retread, a rehash, utterly unoriginal and predictable. And that's what we love. The comfort of the predictable, and the ever-underlying lesson that if you get too much in life, tragedy will befall you somehow. That idea is the foundation of religion,"
We all have an obscure concept of justice, logical or illogical. It helps us to endure, at the same time, useless.
quoting mjp,
"Like everything else about Hollywood, it's a retread, a rehash, utterly unoriginal and predictable. And that's what we love. The comfort of the predictable, and the ever-underlying lesson that if you get too much in life, tragedy will befall you somehow. That idea is the foundation of religion,"
We all have an obscure concept of justice, logical or illogical. It helps us to endure, at the same time, useless.
oh he loves it...I mean, this guy is really something. I don't think he's going down, frankly. and even though his show is a piece of shit, truly, a piece of stinking banal stinking shit, he is awesome in his grandiose bravado and pure high flying madness. he's been given every opportunity, he's never had to work a real job, he's been rich forever, and he's a lunatic.
it's pretty neat to see people who watch that show with mouths agape puzzling over this raw strangeness and celebration of "banging seven gram rocks" and the rest...
remember: "Can't is the cancer of happen." now get out there and WIN.
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it's pretty neat to see people who watch that show with mouths agape puzzling over this raw strangeness and celebration of "banging seven gram rocks" and the rest...
remember: "Can't is the cancer of happen." now get out there and WIN.
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Stephen Baldwin found Jesus. Apparently no one will hire him as he cannot stop himself from evangelizing to all the other co-stars, cast, crew, etc.
Charley Sheen would be 100 times more unbearable as a born again christian.
Charley Sheen would be 100 times more unbearable as a born again christian.
mjp
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Hollywood will forgive anything if someone can make them money. All the Scientologists proselytize, but they still hire Tom Cruise (he and his vacant-stare wife would often set up a table on the set of War of the Worlds to hand out Scientology crap). They don't hire Stephen Baldwin because no one cares about him.
If you get tired of clicking Charlie's head, here are all the quotes from that site. Epic, dude:
"A lot of people think Major League's called Wild Thing. As they should."
"Add some gold."
"Adonis DNA."
"Apocalypse Now will teach you how to live inside of a moment between a moment."
"Basically they strapped on their diapers."
"Biggest star in the world."
"Bi-polar? The Earth is bi-polar."
"Bitchin' focus."
"Bring me a challenge. Somebody."
"Bull S-H-I-T."
"Can I have one part of my life that isn't TMZ'd up the butt?"
"Can't is the cancer of happen."
"Celebrate this movement."
"Change the channel. I dare you."
"Change your brain."
"Clearly he didn't bring gum for everyone."
"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words."
"C'mon. The guy wears corduroys."
"Come on bro, I won best picture at 20."
"Damn, I didn't take care of myself. Again."
"Don't live in the middle."
"Drug tests don't lie."
"Duh, WINNING."
"Dying is for fools. Amateurs."
"Everybody has a black belt and carries a gun. I don't mess with people."
"Everything. Next question."
"Faith is for winners. Hope is for losers."
"Get a job, anyone?"
"Get back in the game dude."
"Get over here and enjoy the ride, bro. We're starting to win."
"Get the cancer out of the mix."
"Gnarly gnarlingtons."
"Gnarly you are not."
"Go back to the troll hole where you came from."
"Good luck on your travels. You're going to need it. Badly."
"Got to dismiss these clowns."
"He has no salt in his soul."
"Here's your cold coffee. Buh-bye."
"Here's your first pee test. The next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."
"Hey kids. Your Dad's a rockstar."
"I am battle-tested bayonets bro."
"I am grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life."
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
"I am special, and I will never be one of you."
"I can't make up a hernia. That's just lame."
"I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself."
"I dare you to keep up with me."
"I don't have burnout in my gear box."
"I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us."
"I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen."
"I don't sleep. I wait."
"I don't think people are ready for the message I'm delivering."
"I don't understand what I did wrong except live a life that everyone is jealous of."
"I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world."
"I exposed people to magic."
"I guess I'm just that goddamn bitchin'."
"I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a seven-year-old."
"I have a different constitution."
"I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain."
"I have one speed. I have one gear. Go."
"I have real fame. They have nothing."
"I honorably pass that torch to these young geniuses."
"I just want to hug him and rub his head."
"I literally woke up and it was Christmas."
"I look at the game of baseball and I'm reminded of a quote that I wrote."
"I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift."
"I take great umbrage with that."
"I use a blender. I use a vacuum cleaner."
"I wanted to watch Jaws on the ocean in the dark and be afraid."
"I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them. Because that's how I roll."
"If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic."
"If you can bring me a souvenir from that moment when your father locked you in the closet, then bring it to me."
"If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."
"I'm 45, I've got five kids, and I've been dumped on for too long."
"I'm a grandiose life, and I'm embracing it."
"I'm a peaceful man with bad intentions."
"I'm alive. Bring it."
"I'm an exciting client."
"I'm an F-18 bro."
"I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there."
"I'm done. It's on. Bring it."
"I'm going to hang out with these two smoooooking hotties and fly privately around the world."
"I'm going to win every moment."
"I'm just giving them what I guess they want, I just don't know if they can handle it. Pussies."
"I'm just going to sail across the winds of the universe with my goddesses."
"I'm living inside the truth. And the truth doesn't change."
"I'm not recovering like some pussy."
"I'm not taking it. I had to pay for it."
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy."
"I'm not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly."
"I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front."
"I'm rolling out magic, bro."
"I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'."
"I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total, bitchin' rock star from Mars."
"Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."
"It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view."
"It was so gnarly I can't remember."
"It's a three-letter word. It rhymes with why."
"It's a war. And it's on."
"It's about winning. Sorry."
"It's been a tsunami. And I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."
"It's funny how sheep rhymes with sleep."
"I've been a veteran of the unspeakable."
"I've been blessed with a new brain."
"I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips."
"I've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA,"
"I've spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold."
"Just sit back and enjoy the show."
"Let's hook up and just bring fiery death."
"Let's talk about something exciting. Me."
"Look at these sad trolls."
"Mistook this rockstar, bro."
"Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18."
"My conduct is bitchin'."
"My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math."
"Of course you're gnarly. You're talking to me."
"One of my favorite poets is Eminem."
"Park your nonsense."
"People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to."
"Pure and complete gnarly-isms."
"Quit hiding dude. It's embarrassing. Next subject."
"Really dude? Really?"
"Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre."
"Rock bottom? That's a fishing term."
"She was attacking me with a small fork."
"Shut up. Stop. Move forward."
"Sorry man, didn't make the rules."
"Sorry Middle America."
"Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way."
"Surprise. That's what winners do."
"Teamwork. Bang."
"That just flew out. That was a pretty good one."
"That was the America I was raised in."
"That's the code. And we all live by it."
"The first one's free. The next one goes in your mouth."
"The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning."
"The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning."
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children."
"The scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has."
"The wildfires are spreading. The meek are scattering."
"There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper."
"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
"There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait, can't process it? LOSERS."
"They can't hang with me. Their bones would melt like wax."
"They couldn't extinguish my pilot light. And that was a mistake."
"They hate themselves first."
"They picked a fight with a warlock."
"This contaminated little maggot can't handle my power."
"This guy's got more notches on his belt than Black Bart."
"This is me not on drugs bro."
"Thought you were messing with one dude? Sorry."
"Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your arms."
"Vintage balderdash."
"Watch me bury you."
"We need his wisdom and his bitchin'-ness."
"We work for the pope."
"We're on a rocket ship to the moon some nights."
"We're shaking the tree. We're shaking all the trees."
"We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"
"What was she doing with a shrimp fork in her purse?"
"What's not to love?"
"What's the cure? Medicine?"
"When I'm fighting a war there's no room for sensitivity."
"Where there were four, there are now three."
"Who wants to deal with all the small talk?"
"Why give an interview when you can leave a warning?"
"Winning. Everyday."
"WINNING."
"Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed."
"Work fuels the soul."
"Wow. That's epic."
"Wow. What does that mean."
"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'Dude, can't handle it. Unplug this bastard.'"
"You can't process me with a normal brain."
"You should have read the directions before you showed up at the party."
"Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"Your perimeter's been breached. You got work to do bro."
"You've been given magic. You've been given gold."
"You've been warned dude. Bring it."
desertlizard
southpaw
Sheen is a Hollywood whore, and yes he loves it
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Wow. Typical celebrity garbage. Self important hack....
I can only imagine that even his family felt sorry for him when they read this "art"...
I can only imagine that even his family felt sorry for him when they read this "art"...
Gerard K H Love
Appreciate your friends
If you ever watched the TV show COPS you would know that simply,
Charlie Sheen is a crack head! Just a wealthy crack head.
Charlie Sheen is a crack head! Just a wealthy crack head.
In one sense I find his attitude funny (in stark contrast to Two and a Half Men, which is beyond bad) but at the same time you have to worry about what effect his behaviour has on his kids. I can't believe how much he was being paid to do that show either (well, I can, but you know what I mean). Bree Olson though, yes, I am a tad jealous I suppose ;)
Was he actually on an episode of Cops?
