Does Laphroaig sell branch water? that's the only thing I'd consider adding to that. Anything else is blasphemy for a scotch you're paying $65 for.when I'm flush I like Laphroaig, no ice (fuck no), no water. straight, let's call it.
As for all these liquors that you drink with coke or 7up or whatever - I never understood that. Is that to choke it down because it sucks so bad in its plain state? ;)