What are you drinking? (1 Viewer)

mjp

Founding member
Dear gregormilligan,

It is unnecessary to quote the post immediately before your response.

Best wishes for continued success,

The management
 
I've jumped off the wagon after 13 years. My brother's fine home brew turned me on to the love of the hop. Hey moderator, no need to re-format my post this time. FTW, especially yours.

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There should be no mention of acid or any other illicit drugs in this thread. Only alcohol and only what gregormilligan drinks or would approve of.

I was going to buy a case of that Stella tomorrow but I've thought better of it.
 

Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
I've just come from two consecutive N/A events/benefits (Friday/Saturday) - WHO NEEDS A DRINK? There were pro-alk after parties, but my feet were so swelled from the heat I felt truly old. Not to mention the fact I danced extra-white to Thriller and my black friend shook his head and covered his face in shame at me.

Poor enough to wait for JD on Thursday morning.
 
Gregormilligan had 4 black russians, 3 stella artois (now they're approved) and one lonesome tecate-he had no illicit drugs though he wish upon them.
 

Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
Black Russians? And I thought Russians were the scariest white people. A Russian could be in the worse ghetto in Harlem witnessing a black-gang murder and say to them, "What? You think this is bad neighborhood? I seen worse in Stalingrad. Now get the fuck out my alley."

Anyhow. To be relevant, we've been on screwdrivers for two days. Sometimes with pineapple juice. Yummiest fucking things. They sneak up on you. I feel ashamed to say I get so cooked on them. But it's ok - I'm tiny.
 
I had several Jagermeisters and Stella Artois, I mean, my extinguished guest, Gregorgormilligan, had a few of these and a Rolling rock and we proceeded... well, you get the general gist. And as Generals are generally accustomed to proceeding in a fashionable manner, well, all right I say. Very well indeed.
 
I think gregormilligan had too much to drink tonight, 4 greyhounds and tecates followed with a jgermeister and rolling rock or two. It's too much for you to drink gregor on a monday night.
 
Waiting for my next paycheck, i spent a fortune on beer at the download music fest they were charging £ 3.75 for a small carlsberg, f....g scandlous.
 

chronic

old and in the way
What is "the download music fest"? Like a virtual Woodstock? It sounds like something you'd do sitting at the computer right after the download porn fest.
 

number6horse

okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
Last night I had a few Belgian-style ales ("Abbey") from the New Belgium Brewing Company of Ft. Collins Colorado. Tasted fine last night but their after-effects today are not pleasant. Let's just say I'm experiencing one of Bukowski's poem topics. No, not younger women. No, not playing the ponies...
 

chronic

old and in the way
I guess I'm having Corona tonight. I'm not especially fond of the stuff and I don't often drink anymore, but I just came from the market and someone left an 18-pack of it in the bottom of their cart in the parking lot cart return area. I watched for a few minutes to see if any panicky looking alcoholics would come running over to reclaim it but it just sat there, looking lonely, so I took it. Too bad it wasn't something like a nice dark Heineken or Guinness, but beggars can't be choosers, right?

I'll consider this partial payment for all of the times that some bag-boy has loaded stuff under my cart which ended up being left in the parking lot. It's happened more times than I care to admit.

Side note: Looks like gregormilligan finally drank himself to death... he hasn't posted here in almost a week.
 

Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
We started off with J&C but ran out of the J. Then after an expletive deletive, he made me the most delicious White Russian I've ever had in my life. Just everything about it mixed correctly I guess.
 
I'm glad that Lolita approved of the White Russian I made, I, myself, gregormilligan, had a Fosters big can and am about to have a shot of jagermeister followed by a beer to be named later.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
Great Uncle Slimedog??

My neighbor gave me two cases of Merlot left over from his wedding. So I had two glasses of Merlot tonight. I need to save my money for some Kahlua so I can make a White Russian.
 

Lolita Twist

Rose-hustler
I'm glad that Lolita approved of the White Russian I made, I, myself, gregormilligan, had a Fosters big can and am about to have a shot of jagermeister followed by a beer to be named later.

Slimey - no one has ever made love to me with such passion as you do. My love, my life, my sin, my soul!


To be relevant - I'm on cherry coke and Demerol. Anyone ever try Jack and cherry coke? It's delicious, for a nice little change of pace.
 
It is no fantasy, our love is real, I love Lolita as much as gregormilligan loves his drink!

I love her with every drop of blood and acid that pores through my veins!
 

number6horse

okyoutwopixiesoutyougo
I'm banging my cheap Puerto Rican girlfriend. She's a Cokehead. And she never gives me the day-after shits like those fancy ales did the other day...
 
I drink diet pepsi that's lime flavored and I recently tried the pepsi with cherry and it was okay for a change but it was too sweet.

And, yes, Gerard, thank you for noticing that I am sweet!

I am Lolita's sweet poetic bitch.
 

Gerard K H Love

Appreciate your friends
You are drinking your cheap P.R. cokehead girlfriend because this is the what gregormilligan is having for drinking, not banging. Maybe instead of shits it could be the burning drip.
 

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