What are you listening to? The world really needs to know - III

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Ponder

Ponder

"So fuck Doubleday Doran"
RIP
Shocking Blue was not a rock band but a hit machine.
Black Swan posted the song without my permission (she is a flower child you know...feminist et all.)
I'm very sorry.
I had to listen to tunes like Venus or Inkpot on the radio all the time. No wonder I was depressed.

Oh no, Digney, please, why do you do this to me. Now I'm really traumatized.
 
reasonknot

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JUDY IS A PUNK a minute and 15 seconds. is that a song . I'd miss the whole show finishing my beer and taking a piss. I mean i don't dislike the Ramones at all .. but I think they had a lot to do with the diminishing attention span of other wise intelligent people.

Just edited myself three times. I hope I got the damn title right.
new way to deal with Buk.net . ( Kind of like the Ramones )
Duck in. Say a piece. Duck out.
 
mjp

mjp

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reasonknot said:
JUDY IS A PUNK a minute and 15 seconds. is that a song . I hope I got the damn title right.
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Jackie was a punk, actually, Judy was a runt. They both went down to Berlin to join the Ice Capades, according to legend. Though the same source also insists that they both went down to 'Frisco to join the SLA, so as you can see, there is some question as to their eventual fate.

But to answer your question (I think it was a question, even though it ends with a period), no, it is not a song. A song must be at least five minutes and 20 seconds long (preferably longer) and feature one or more instrumental solo. The perfect song is almost seven minutes long, with a 40 second Hammond organ intro "inspired by" a Bach movement, two guitar solos, a quick break where you can hear the bass for a second, then a long fade (with additional bonus guitar solos and falsetto vocal screams over the fade). That's a song!

This other shit, I don't know what it is. It certainly isn't music.
 
Digney in Burnaby

Digney in Burnaby

donkeys live a long time
As a person who shouldn't be allowed near anything that requires coordination I'm glad it was your green nail polish and not mine, Black Swan. :)

My theme song could be this:

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Looks like one of the paramedics from the old Emergency! t.v. show.
 
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