We were watching the grannies and Carol asked, "What did you think of Jack White?" I said, "It was rock and roll so it has no place at the grammys." The grammys are a celebration of mediocrity and the lowest common denominator, and nothing good ever came of it. What a load of shit.
There is no award for rock and roll, and there shouldn't be. Rock and roll isn't for or about awards. It's for outcasts and freaks, and you can't give awards to freaks because it makes normal people uncomfortable.
Don't get me started on the "tribute" to Bob Marley with Bruno Mars and Sting (and Damien and Ziggy as an afterthought).
Bob pisses on you all. Sincerely.
Thank you, good night!